Question: What appliance uses more water than any other appliance in the house?
Answer: The toilet.
Question: What animal can survive being flushed down the toilet, then often return to the dwelling via the same route?
Answer: A rat.
Question: How long does the average person spend on the toilet, in their life?
Answer: Three years.
Question: There are more toilet flushes during one event each year, than any other day throughout the year. What is the event?
Answer: Half-time during the Super Bowl.