January 2018
Question: What appliance uses more water than any other appliance in the house?
Answer: The toilet.

February 2018
Question: What animal can survive being flushed down the toilet, then often return to the dwelling via the same route?
Answer: A rat.

March 2018
Question: How long does the average person spend on the toilet, in their life?
Answer: Three years.

April 2018
Question: There are more toilet flushes during one event each year, than any other day throughout the year. What is the event?
Answer: Half-time during the Super Bowl.

May 2018
Question: What was King George II of Great Britain’s cause of death?
Answer: Falling off the toilet.